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[06 Nov 2005|09:59pm]
[ mood | bored ]

All I want to know is where are all the hovercrafts?
We don't even have fucking laser guns.
21st century is a bust.
Fuck this establishment!

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[24 Sep 2005|08:18pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

Today I am in the lovely territory of western Massachusetts. In a lovely little town named Amherst. I have yet to get intoxicated, but it's okay. It's okay, guys. I'm spending the weekend with Sally Ng.
Guys..Sally is the shit, okay? She might piss me off when she says "FINE", but...she is the greatest asian alive. I might even go that extra mile and say the greatest person alive. It would be a honor as well as a pleasure if she would eat my dog and do my math homework.
Thank you for an awesome time, Sally NG.
"153" And I hope you enjoy rolling down hills and hurting yourself.

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[04 Sep 2005|09:00am]
[ mood | groggy ]

So it's time to cry in the mirror and cut my wrists to that Spice Girls song 'Goodbye'.
Playgrounds and basements will never be the same.

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[12 Jan 2005|02:22pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

And while it was almost 60 in western PA, it was snowing in Las Vegas.

I can't wait til the world ends.
God should play Converge when the sky falls, that'd be pretty sweet.

PS - I want to get the fuck out of this building soon.

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[08 Jan 2005|07:02am]
[ mood | tired ]

If only I had the motivation to write in this... :\

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HeeeeeeeHar [09 Apr 2004|07:00am]
[ mood | high ]

Wake and bake, motherfucker!
Now I'm off to Newman school to see Dagoberto, and Ben, and Tom, and Olesiya, and Margot, and Tom..again, and Arnoux, and Greg, and Maja, and Clark, and Rachel and Rachel again, and Jennifer, and Roxanna, and Stephanie, and Jessie, and Susi, and Annie, and Jeneanie, and Frankie, and John, and Caitlin, and Jenna, and Lauren, and Stephanie, and Michelle, and Sienna, and Jon, and JoHn, and Kevin, and Steven, and Tom, and Jason, and Nassar, and Goyuk, and Rebeca, and

I know mad heads. Bitches must love me.

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[29 Mar 2004|11:02am]
[ mood | high ]

Suck my assizle, nizzle.
I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive

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